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Pacer Pete #1: Volume 95, Issue 4

Trenton Michon March 9, 2023

Pacer Pete addresses the audience, a bright smile on his face and says "Hello Everyone!" He continues "I'm Pacer Pete, Journalist extraordinaire! This series will follow the adventures of me and-" Captain Skyhawk bursts into the room. "CAPTAIN SKYHAWK?!" Pacer pete shouts, alarmed. Captain Skyhawk says, looking skeptical, "What are you doing?" Pacer Pete knocks over the camera he has using to record himself. "Nothing!" Pacer Pete says, sweating nervously.

Introducing: Pacer Pete!

Trenton Michon

Trenton Michon is a Co-viewpoints editor and the creator of Hawk Spot, Skystrology, and Pacer Pete Chronicles. For some insane reason, he also believes he's funny.

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They really make a card for everything, even "I'm sorry my dog stepped on your niece's hamster. Taurus: The stars have canceled you on twitter for being mean Gemini: When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Life will not give you sugar and ice though, so it's some nasty lemonade. Cancer: Opportunity is knocking. Please put on some pants before you answer the door. Leo: "being a mischievous fellow" is not a proper excuse for doing 90mph in a school zone. Virgo: You will finally find enough evidence to prove Dwayne Johnson and "The Rock" are the same person. Libra: The stars know you have sinned. Did you really think you could get away with only pulling 3 cards in UNO? Scorpio: Your next wild weekend will end up with you being added to the North American cryptids listing. Sagittarius: The answer to number 15 on the final is "C". Just trust me on this, bro. Capricorn: Your ethical dilemma will be solved with the mental clarity given by almost being plowed down on the crosswalk by a Ford F-150 extended cab. Aquarius: Fate has smiled upon you. Your horrible misspelling of "spaghetti bolognese" remains unnoticed in the group chat. Pisces: you will eat a really great burrito. I'm talking like life-changing.

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